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Dash MacIntyre St. Louis

Dash MacIntyre is a comedian and political satirist from St. Louis. He founded the political satire digital newspaper The Halfway Post in the summer of 2017 to craft little doses of comedic catharsis throughout the presidency of Donald Trump. Check out his book "Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post" available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Comedy Writing

praying cult

I’m Beginning to Suspect My Cult Leader Isn’t Committed to Transcending Existence Tomorrow

Leader Ron also just told us he has binged through seasons 1 and 2 of The Office last night, and can’t wait to find out how Jim and Pam's arc ends.

by Dash MacIntyre
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August 12, 2021

noahs ark

Noah Says He’s Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark

I maybe should have drawn a line on bacteria, viruses, and diseases, but God wasn’t in a very conciliatory mood at the time.

by Dash MacIntyre
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June 8, 2021

Attention Everyone: Rebecca Is Taking A Break From Social Media

by Dash MacIntyre | August 30, 2021 | The Haven

Come Pick & Choose At The Christian Cafeteria

by Dash MacIntyre | August 23, 2021 | Little Old Lady Comedy

An Alien’s Advice For Humans’ Evolutionary Defects

by Dash MacIntyre | August 18, 2021 | The Haven

Highbrow Criticism Of Lowbrow Graffiti

by Dash MacIntyre | August 4, 2021 | Little Old Lady Comedy

Updated Corporate Slogans That Aren’t In Any Way Problematic

by Dash MacIntyre | August 3, 2021 | The Haven

Rejected HuffPost Personal Essay Titles

by Dash MacIntyre | July 27, 2021 | The Haven

Facebook’s Algorithm Is Ruining Everyone’s Life (Except Mine Because I Only Get Puppy Videos)

by Dash MacIntyre | July 12, 2021 | The Haven

Not Millennials’ Fault

by Dash MacIntyre | July 6, 2021 | Little Old Lady Comedy

Book Endings If They Were About Donald Trump

by Dash MacIntyre | June 29, 2021 | The Haven

The Office: Coronavirus Edition

by Dash MacIntyre | December 11, 2020 | The Daily Drunk