An Open Letter from Bill Cosby’s Sweater
I’m here because I also have a relationship with the public, outside of Bill Cosby the human, and I have to ask you all one question: We're still cool, right?
David Ayala is a Comedian based in Los Angeles, CA. if you may be so inclined, feel free to message me about your day. I'd love to know all the "hot goss", as the kids would say. Just kidding! I don't speak "child".
I’m here because I also have a relationship with the public, outside of Bill Cosby the human, and I have to ask you all one question: We're still cool, right?
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