David Baker | Points in Case

David Baker South Orange, NJ

David Baker teaches Shakespeare at Rutgers University and is a founding member of the improv group, “Whatever, Dad.”

Comedy Writing

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Six Superfoods to Boost Your Immune System and Keep You from Dying of Boredom

Thanks to their tapering form, carrots are a real bitch to peel and cut up without slicing a finger. They are an accident waiting to happen.

by David Baker
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March 2, 2021

quill pen let's write

Shakespeare Characters Write to the Ethicist

My question is whether, if this is fated to happen, I can nudge it along by killing my boss. --Name Withheld in Scotland

by David Baker
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June 12, 2020

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I’m Running for President to Improve My Dating Profile

Yes, as of last Tuesday when Giselle dumped me, I decided to become a candidate too.

by David Baker
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September 1, 2019

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Dear Valued Offspring, Before You Leave for College, Please Take a Moment to Fill Out This Customer Satisfaction Survey About Your Upbringing

How would you rate the attitude of our management team? Overall did they seem motivated and alert?

by David Baker
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July 24, 2019