David Berry Rochester, NY

Stand-up comedian, freelance writer, full-time brand manager, occasional wing man. And I have a lot of Facebook friends, which is how I believe I should be judged in life. I do jack shit at my job and I like to write about stuff that pisses me off, like feminists, people who are politically correct, and anyone who doesn't think I'm awesome. I'm a stand-up comedian with a master's degree. And I like girls with low self-esteem who have drinking problems.