The Live Theatre Experience: Etiquette and Survival Tips
This is also a good time to unwrap any candies or cough drops for which you anticipate a need and to pre-chew noisy crackers.
David Guaspari was trained as a pure mathematician and considers himself to be, of all post-19th century mathematical logicians, the funniest. In addition to technical papers, he has published fiction, essays, humor (McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Defenestration, Eclectica), and reviews, and has had plays performed in states totaling 331 electoral votes as well as five foreign countries. A member of the Dramatists Guild, he lives in Ithaca, NY.
This is also a good time to unwrap any candies or cough drops for which you anticipate a need and to pre-chew noisy crackers.