The Fine Print of Cottage Life
Looking to escape to the great outdoors, but tired of camping? Perhaps 'Cottage Season' is for you. Same thing, only Canadian.
David Nelson was born without a torso, however, this disability has not kept him from attending University or from advancing the cause of internet hilarity. With a mostly useless degree, Dave was hired strictly for employment equity purposes, and he currently enjoys the nicest penthouse office in the Points in Case Tower. For a mere ten dollars, he will have his secretary send out a signed photo of himself, or if out of stock, of jazz legend Thelonius Monk.
Looking to escape to the great outdoors, but tired of camping? Perhaps 'Cottage Season' is for you. Same thing, only Canadian.
A taste of fame on MTV Live fuels the hunger to have everyone eating up the name
There's more than one way to spell out a victory at board games. C-H-E-A-T-I-N-G. Triple Word Score, 89 points!
If you love putting the 'o' in 'oral,' I've got a preposition for you. No need to hide your homonym-erotic tendencies, you're a word-lover.
The best of the shortest include a skating hero, a baseball slugger, and a backup vocalist. And not a single one of them needed a stool.
Rarely does a hobby get you laid, except poker. Learn your jargon, and you'll have two ladies in your pocket and the nuts in hand.
The latest PIC practical joke making you gag? Don't be April fooled, pranks are elaborate masterpieces of the true humorist...sucker.
Horoscopes make vague claims that are smirked at and forgotten. But what would happen if you followed them word for word? The outcome is Sagit-hilarious.
The motivation for exercise and eating right is often hard to find. So are sexy women who don't run away from you. Coincidence? Hardly.
An examination of prequels and and their equivalent necessity ratings as reflected by random objects. It's a long backstory, don't ask.
Every producer dreams of making a follow-up hit movie. But like any good Catholic family, some don't know when to stop squeezing 'em out.
Applying the conventions of sitcoms to your own life could cause some confusing scenarios. Like, the sexual attraction to your long-lost twin.