Creation Denigration
How come it's the mindless ones who think we're intelligently designed? How about you get your God to CREATE some logic while he's at it.
David Nelson was born without a torso, however, this disability has not kept him from attending University or from advancing the cause of internet hilarity. With a mostly useless degree, Dave was hired strictly for employment equity purposes, and he currently enjoys the nicest penthouse office in the Points in Case Tower. For a mere ten dollars, he will have his secretary send out a signed photo of himself, or if out of stock, of jazz legend Thelonius Monk.
How come it's the mindless ones who think we're intelligently designed? How about you get your God to CREATE some logic while he's at it.
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