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David Nelson was born without a torso, however, this disability has not kept him from attending University or from advancing the cause of internet hilarity. With a mostly useless degree, Dave was hired strictly for employment equity purposes, and he currently enjoys the nicest penthouse office in the Points in Case Tower. For a mere ten dollars, he will have his secretary send out a signed photo of himself, or if out of stock, of jazz legend Thelonius Monk.
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