How Not to Use Tinder If You’re Living in a Martian Colony
Mark, I want you. I want to be stranded here with you. Damn the rest of humanity! We can start over. We can rebuild, Mark!
David Pring-Mill is a writer and filmmaker. His humorous writing has appeared in The Los Angeles Times, Sheepshead Review, Mad Scientist Journal, and many other publications. Follow him online at pring-mill.com
Mark, I want you. I want to be stranded here with you. Damn the rest of humanity! We can start over. We can rebuild, Mark!