David Sandwich | Points in Case

David Sandwich Delaware

Professor, Writer, and World's Greatest Dad. he/him

Comedy Writing

You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.

When I get angry, I turn green and burst out of my clothes like the character in that movie. Flubber.

— David Sandwich, @SANDWICHcommaD