The Unavoidable Sexual Plight of Man: Would I Bang Her?
Anytime a man gets a good look at a woman he's never seen before, there is an involuntary question he is forced to ask himself: Would I bang her?
Comedy Writing
Real-Life Hookup Adventures from the AOL Chatroom Days
Before pedophiles and criminals ruined internet hookups, there was a time when you could parlay pithy dialogue with girls on AOL into actual "romantic" encounters.
The 10 Most Common Forms of Douchebag
Douchebagism is a cancer that has metastasized throughout the social fabric, infecting the masses with narcissism, and we must seek to classify and destroy it.
Go Ahead, Call Me a Fair Weather Fan
This is for all you "I'm a better fan than you are because I was a fan when the team sucked" people: get over yourselves.
Butts’n’Betsians: Massachusetts White Trash
Indigenous to the Bay State and surrounding areas, the Butts'n'Betsians are a subspecies of the widespread and more common whitetrashius americanus.
Top 5 Reasons Star Trek is Better Than Star Wars
Before all you Star Wars fanatics get your storm trooper tights in a bunch, remove that hot light saber from your butt and remember this is about qualitative value, not box office figures.