What Your Beach Accessory Says About You
Beach tent: It took you two hours to get a tiny human here. You’ll be lucky if you stay 20 minutes.
Deborah Volz is an ESL teacher, writer, and helicopter dog mom from New Jersey. You can read more of her stuff in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, and Little Old Lady Comedy.
Beach tent: It took you two hours to get a tiny human here. You’ll be lucky if you stay 20 minutes.