Lady Gaga’s Synth Egg Stolen
In what historians are calling the largest theft in art history, Lady Gaga's legendary "Synth Egg" has disappeared from the Smithsonian American Art Museum.
Comedy Writing
The Worst of Yahoo Answers
Yahoo Answers: Never has one website represented the idiocracy of American culture so perfectly. Here are some of the most ridiculous questions I found.
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie…
If you give a Mouse a cookie... he's going to want more. Then he'll get acid reflux and need meds. Then he'll continue to spiral downhill until he hits rock bottom.
Okay Mac, Stop Being an Asshole
Mac, I just have one problem with your whole plan to take over the digital world: you're being a jerk, especially to your admittedly dorky PC buddy.
The Five Greatest Cameos in Comedy History
Of all the comedy movie tricks producers can use to captivate their audience, a celebrity cameo is the riskiest. Here are five of the best, including the video clips.
Writer’s _____
I need to write something. Anything. As it's funny and entertaining. Yet when given such unlimited boundaries, I can't find anything to write about.
Welcome to the Mall, Please Remove Your Testicles
Out of all the shameful dates and situations to which a man can succumb, the worst is the mall, where women will strip you of all dignity.
Has Anyone Seen My Electrolytes?
Without the perfect balance of electrolytes and inspirational music, I will never hit this buzzer beater. I need glowing sweat!
If Men Had Purses
Let's imagine for a second, that purses on guys were all right. What do you think men would keep in their purses? The Rocky DVDs?
A Play-By-Play Examination of VH1’s Downfall
Before I show you how VH1 'reality' television got fucked up by ACTUAL real life, I want to take you through the horrible train wreck that was VH1.
Brock Lesnar Shits on Good Sportsmanship
When Brock Lesnar was born, he beat the doctor and three nurses at arm wrestling. Brock Lesnar's penis drives a Hummer now.
The Sketchy Truth Behind Cartoons: Hey Arnold, Ren & Stimpy, Rocket Power
Just like cigarettes become part of someone's life even though they kill them inside, Nickelodeon was doing the same, only worse. Here are the real cartoon facts.