<img src="/files/u3807/lifetime_logo_jpg.png" width="200" height="109" align="right" /><p style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; margin: 0px"><font face="Times" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-size: x-large" class="Apple-style-span">We read, hear, and watch a lot of bullshit in the media a
Of all the ridiculous scams, the gypsy fortune teller has to be in the top ten dumbass hustles. I raise this subject because more than once, I've found my customers have gypsy fortune teller neighbors.
A dude, instead of simply fucking some pussy he has a natural attraction for, prefers to change his sex so he can then become a lesbian. All those transformations to make love to the same gender which attracted you in the first place??
I was over at one of New York City's leading ho houses yesterday picking up their ad money, when one of the girls off-handedly began gossiping.
There are two types of endowed guys: one understands his blessing eases in gently, knowing that hurting the girl isn't what she wants, and the second type who lives to destroy women.
<p><strong><em>Yep! We all gotta die some time! But Lord, please don’t take me while I’m busting a nut in a tranny ho house! This particular prayer was NOT answered for the unfortunate guy featured in this story noir. May the luckless guy’s tranny-chasing soul rest in peace</em></strong>!</p>
<p><img src="/files/u3807/Unknown.jpeg" alt="" width="200" height="200" align="right" />Peculiar to Korean "massage" parlors (as in tubular massage parlors) is the custom of the owner employing a kitchen mommie to cook for and feed the girls. At American places, the flatbackers commute to work and live away from the premises. But with Koreans...it’s a 24/7 deal.
<p><img src="/files/u3807/pic-1.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="170" align="right" />Police work is a profession that the great majority of us wouldn’t even consider for a million bucks a year—let alone the 28 grand it actually pays at the outset. Face off with criminals on a street corner with the rules of engagement clearly favoring the lawbreakers?
Jerry Springer is well known as ringmaster of the single most atrocious television show ever!
<p><img src="/files/u3807/nicksmall.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="131" align="right" />As Andy Warhol once said..."In the future...everybody will get their 15 minutes of fame." And he was right. YouTube has afforded everybody that opportunity. But not for me or some dozen or so of my cab-driving colleagues. Ours came from a different source. </p>
<p><img src="/files/u3807/zedith.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="132" align="right" />Pardon the digression...an excellent cab story. And here's how you know it really IS a good story: It's not mine. It comes from a guy named Bernie who was one of the staff writers at the taxi paper where I wrote and sold ads in between shifts.</p>
<p ><img src="/files/u3807/PornSheen.jpg" align="right" vspace="4" hspace="4" alt="" width="200" height="200" align="top" />The endless stream of salacious stories about Charlie Sheen and his philandering ways is barely newsworthy at this point. I mean...everybody knows Charlie's a huge trick so who gives a shit?</p>