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Grew up in NYC and North Jersey, alternating being funny and being beaten up. Come to think of it. . . I'm beginning to suspect a causal link. Which would make this comedic masochism? So much to overthink, so little time.
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Mom, Dad, this is your official notice that you are no longer in charge of my childhood photos and videos. Please turn them over immediately.
I would like to express my deepest gratitude for your willingness to begin the process of considering having sex with me. But first, a few matters of federal, state, and local law.