Donovan has battled mental health diagnoses and is in recovery from a heinous drug addiction, successfully fulfilling the mandatory prerequisites to becoming a comedian.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

Camouflage is great because it hides the people I already want to avoid.

— Donovan Keene,

There’s a lot of nepotism in the Zamboni driving industry.

— Donovan Keene,

Thank you, low-sodium hot dogs, for accommodating the health-conscious people who buy tubed meat.

— Donovan Keene,

Nobody ever talks about defunding the fashion police or abolishing finger guns.

— Donovan Keene,
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