Sex and College
Sausage fests, roommate sex codes, casual sex, virginal temptation and internet pornography. You know, just your average Christian humor column.
Comedy Writing
I Think I Earned That Free Mug
At the beginning of the year, everybody got a free mug filled with condoms and coupons, and when I moved in a few weeks ago, I got nothing.
Do Not Date This Girl
Seven types of bad news girls and the dirty little traps they set to lure you in. Most likely to blindside you? Bisexual-Girl.
Next Year in Jerusalem
I swear if one more person tells me that the reason I'm tired after Christmas dinner is because there's tryptophan in the turkey I'm going to lose it.
In an Ark Somewhere, Noah is Laughing
The REAL post-tsunami disaster question is: what are North American celebrities doing to offer relief aid? Oprah's giving away Pontiacs...
Third Semi-Biannual Extra-Long Goddamn Canadian Thanksgiving Special
Is there anything more exciting than dragging out a pointless tradition? Perhaps a cranberry-stuffed turkey with a side of comedy.
The Mating Call of the Loser
We went to a house party last weekend, where I got to witness firsthand the newest fad in male mating calls. Here's how it works.
Know Your Canadian Campus Politics
Campus election season: a time for every annoying stereotype on campus to come out of the woodwork to promote their own agenda.
Let It Melt
It snowed in Victoria, which never happens. It was only a few inches, but because this never happens the whole city went into a panicked state of emergency.
Poorly Timed Topical Jokes About Christmas Shopping and New Year’s Eve
The days leading up to the 25th provide an eclectic mix of Christmas music and Marilyn Manson's latest hit: "I want to cut off your skin and wear it like a jacket."
Do Not Try This at Home
The cast of Jackass has already injured themselves ad infinitum. It's time they focused on new projects...like beating Jesus in arm-wrestling.
Group Projects
There is nothing in the world that a professor can say that is more terrifying than "Form a group for a group project."