Edyn Fountainhead Chicago, IL

I find entirely too many crumbs down my shirt. I was born on an unremarkable summer day, and the first place my proud parents took me after departing the hospital was to their favorite bar. This would set the stage for my entire life, a tragicomedy starring colorful and rambunctious characters who could only have been conceived of in the mind of a god who steals his ideas from John Kennedy Toole novels.