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Elizabeth Simone Berkeley, CA

Elizabeth is a comedy writer, cartoonist, improviser and psychotherapist based in the Bay Area. She is a founder of the Bay Area sketch comedy group Running With Glitter and has appeared at SF Sketchfest, the Oakland Comedy Festival, and Man Haters Comedy. Her writing has been described as "incredibly witty and hilarious" by her mom.

Comedy Writing

Relaxing Vacation Spots for Moms

Buckle in for the getaway of your dreams. A luxurious solo spin in your very own 2009 Honda Civic.

by Elizabeth Simone
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February 15, 2025

At This Year’s Fall Harvest Festival, We Have Replaced the Corn Maze with You Getting Lost in Your Phone

We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.

by Elizabeth Simone
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October 11, 2022

Cartoon Character or Financial Tech Startup?

Cartoon character, beloved by children for their goofy, sweet, and mischievous antics, or actual fintech startup?

by Elizabeth Simone
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June 10, 2021

ah wow the pearly gates of heaven this oughta be good

One-Star Yelp Reviews of Heaven

I would have given zero stars if I could! It’s really amazing what’s “not an option” up here.

by Elizabeth Simone
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January 3, 2021