Indoor Adventures for Your Patagonia Pullover Fleece
Turn off all the lights except for a flickery one, and point at it and say, “Is that the North Star?” Then sleep on the kitchen floor.
Comedy Writing
The COVID-19 Job Board I Can’t Seem to Find
Make-Believe Star of Reality Show: Seeking creative self-starter who is delusional and lonely enough to pretend they are a contestant on reality TV.