Qualities I Require in a Lunch Box for My Child
Self-cleaning. Enchanted with spell that bewitches child into consuming lunch regardless of fiber content. Doubles as USCG-approved flotation device.
Elly Lonon
New Jersey
Elly is the author of the graphic novel AMONGST THE LIBERAL ELITE: The Road Trip Exploring Societal Inequities Solidified by Trump (RESIST). The book, based on her McSweeney's column, follows gently-aging hipsters Alex and Michael on a cross-country road trip as they try to reconnect with their fellow Americans, understand how Trump got elected, and strive to learn what it really means to resist and get "woke." You can find out all about that book at AmongstTheLiberalElite.com. Additionally her writing has been featured at The New York Times, The Washington Post, Real Simple Magazine, O Magazine, and a disappointing number of now defunct sites. She's also appeared in several parenting humor anthologies.
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