On the Dangerous Rise of Oat Milk, From Almond Milk
I had hoped the craze would die out before needing to call an emergency meeting at the alternative milk headquarters, the Portland Trader Joe's.
Ellyn Mendenhall is a writer based in New York, NY. Her work has been featured in Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Belladonna Comedy. She’s studied sketch writing at Second City (Chicago), Brooklyn Comedy Collective, and Magnet Theater.
I had hoped the craze would die out before needing to call an emergency meeting at the alternative milk headquarters, the Portland Trader Joe's.