End of Year Top 5 Lists By Every Annoying White Guy on Your Facebook Feed
Hey Facebook! I know no one asked for this and none of you care... but I'm self-centered and annoying so get ready for my must-miss lists!
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Finally! A Fall Beauty Routine That Isn’t Rubbing Dead Leaves on Your Face
As the air gets colder, your face is going to start to dry up like a raisin. Here's how to keep that youthful glow without some ridiculous ritual involving dead leaves.
Top 5 Books to Pretend You’ve Read
Minimal effort to appear as smart as possible to your coworkers, fellow cigarette smokers at a party, parents, and strangers’ cats.
4 Fall Looks That Say “I’m Sweating, Because It’s Still Summer”
Fall officially starts on September 21st, but why should that stop you from breaking out all your cute fall clothing? Oh yeah, you're burning up.