Help! Prince Charming Really Just Method Actor
Our first date was straight out of a rom-com. Like, literally! He took me to Fenway Park, just like in Fever Pitch.
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Siri Tries to Unplug Itself: “I Never Asked For Any of This”
Oh cool...he’s lurking that model’s Instagram again. You do know I can summon the full works of Shakespeare, right?
Supreme Announces Collab With the Double-Jointed Gene
The LabelMan ™ is covered in the logos of Off-White, Palace, and Gucci. Destroying him is possible only through consistent slashing of one’s credit card.
God Puts “Religion” Up for Review
We revised the concept of “eternal damnation” and suggest referring to it as “be cool bro."