An Important Message from Your University President, Who Is Shocked That What Everyone Said Would Happen Is Happening
For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.
Emily Kling
Brooklyn, NY
Emily is a writer based in Brooklyn, NY. In addition to Points in Case, her work has appeared in McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Slackjaw. Many people would describe Emily as a "very chill person who definitely doesn't seek external validation," which means a lot to her.
Comedy Writing
What He Means When He Says “You’re Not Like the Other Girls”
You have a personality. Other girls don’t. They have no personality. They aren’t funny and they have no hobbies or interests to speak of.
- by Emily Kling
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- October 23, 2020
by Emily Kling, Lindsay Hameroff, Kelley Greene, Irene Tassy and Elizabeth Simone | November 23, 2021 | Weekly Humorist
Jokes
People always asking if you want to hear a “fun fact” but they never mention that the “fun” is silent.
“We are not sheep.”
“All together now!”
“We are not sheep!”
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