The Unwritten Rules of Baseball
The phone is for calling the bullpen, not pranking the loser ump by telling him his wife is in labor.
Comedy Writing
Mouth Police: The Next Bestselling YA Dystopian Novel
If the Mouth Police catch you they send you to mega jail. It’s like jail but bigger and where my rebel dad is.
Behold! I am Deciden, King of the Indecisive Friend Group
I separate emotion from logic and wield my mighty Trident of Critical Thinking, which is a normal trident that I use to emphasize my pronouncements.
Honest Cereal Names
Honey Bunches of Oats > A Small Amount of Good Stuff Swimming in a Large Amount of Oats