Eric Simon | Points in Case

Eric Simon Tucson, AZ

I am really good at the recorder. I don't really like animals but I really don't like cats. Find more of my stuff at .

Comedy Writing

If There’s an Airport God, He’ll Seat the Hot Girl Next to You on the Plane

If all the planets were to align, this airport-hot girl might actually be sitting right next to you. And she would be single. And she might jerk you off under the tray table.

by Eric Simon
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January 29, 2014

How Guys Flirt with Girls on Social Media

A man's guide to navigating the murky waters of liking, poking, chatting, texting, calling, and friending in order to procure a non-random second interaction.

by Eric Simon
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January 3, 2014