Southern Discomfort (Ext. Ed.): Lies, Damn Lies, and That Guy From WWII
As promised in this week's <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/columns/emike"><i>Scholarly Tabloid</i></a>, I present another edition of "Southern Discomfort."<br />
Et Nola was a senior marketing/legal studies major at Tulane University in New Orleans. Now, he’s traveling the country in search of a new school and the true meaning of Christmas. He loves learning about new cultures, discussing various philosophies, and approaching the insufferable point at which he can hold a conversation with anyone about anything. With a variety of humor influences and a wealth of unexpected life experiences behind him, Et Nola probes into the very reality we share and attempts to pick both brain and heart alike. He once wept because he had no shoes until he met a man who had no feet—and laughed through the tears. Just as life is absurd, so are some of the musings of a man comfortable with the search for his place in the world.
As promised in this week's <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/columns/emike"><i>Scholarly Tabloid</i></a>, I present another edition of "Southern Discomfort."<br />
As promised in this week's <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/columns/emike/archives.htm"><i>Scholarly Tabloid</i></a>, I present a special edition of "Southern Discomfort."<br />
7 am – The alarm sounds and its off to the beginning of another beautiful…fuck that. I’m tired. Not bothering to sit up, I deftly apply the martial arts only years of Chuck Norris films could bestow to swiftly kick the snooze button. <br />
According to artificial selection, staying true to yourself will only get you eliminated. Who was that, Charles Darwin or the admissions board?
“<i>New</i> Facebook is fucking creepy.”<br /><br />So, how many times have you heard that in the past 24 hours? Awesome. Take a tally and write down the speaker. I’m copyrighting the expression and charging a fee. Of all the “get rich" schemes, this one possesses the genius of Paris Hilton…so you <i>know</i> it’s marketable. Copyrights are so hot right now.<br />
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