The Five Stages of Drake Fan Grief
It can be hard to believe that he won’t be coming back with another flaccid diss track full of trash punchlines.
Evan Waite is a co-executive producer on Fox’s Family Guy, and also contributes to The Onion, The New Yorker and McSweeney’s. He can be found on Twitter at @TheOhBits. His first humor book, "Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe" is available now.
It can be hard to believe that he won’t be coming back with another flaccid diss track full of trash punchlines.
We prevailed! We, whose skins are sensitive to the winds that whip through the lobby when goddamn Liam doesn’t shut the door—marched into battle.