Do You like SEO, Bro?
There wasn’t a single awkward pause, which is rare because I get anxious when I talk to a search engine I want to optimize.
Comedy Writing
I’m a Mad Scientist’s Failed Experiment and I’m Here to Tell You, It Gets Better
Pours some liquid into some test tubes, gets their big science-y machine going, and boom. He made me. This human/frog hybrid “monster.”
Your Hubris Got the Best of You When You Picked Me, the Handbasket at the Grocery Store
Here we are. You have already used up all of my space in the first ten seconds of being at this Safeway.