Who Do You Like More, the Country or the Hispanics?
ROUND 1 The Country: Gave us Major League Baseball The Hispanics: Gave us Big Papi Winner: The Hispanics
Felipe Torres Medina is an alien of extraordinary ability. That’s the US government’s way of saying he’s a writer. He comes from Colombia, not Tattooine. He is a writer for the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Maude Team, Fantasy.
ROUND 1 The Country: Gave us Major League Baseball The Hispanics: Gave us Big Papi Winner: The Hispanics
Wow, guns do kill so many Americans. But, like, have you ever partied with guns? It’s awesome.
Competition makes the American dream real! But fighting to break records early in international competition while defending your title… isn’t classy.
Are you adept enough to distinguish these English football stadiums from locations in Westeros and Essos?
On the superhero movie spectrum, representation matters (as long as you're a raccoon).
Sorry, I can’t join your ragtag militia of freedom fighters, Mr. Buendía, I’m busy fighting to free my mind of institutionalized perceptions of truth and justice.
When I said I personally liked having 30 books in my house, I meant it because that's what I like. It was a fucking suggestion, not a threat.
I will not be completely terrified every time I see a white man wearing a red hat. All my lunches will be Soylent.