So No One Else at Game Night Gives a Fuck About Winning?
How about we all start acting like adults and take this seriously? Does your heart not beat for your nation (green)?
Comedy Writing
An Open Letter to Adam McKay About My Own Script, a Heavy-Handed Allegory for the Iran-Contra Affair
There’s something else rapidly becoming the defining issue of our time: the 1985 Iran-Contra affair. And goddamn, I’ve written a movie about it.
Perfect Mother’s Day Gifts for— Oh God Mother’s Day Was Seven Months Ago
Gifts that’ll show her how much you love her, even though you’ve already been stuck inside together for two weeks! LOL.
Modern Retellings of Classic Thought Experiments
Schrödinger’s Everything: If you refuse to look at your bank balance, you are simultaneously broke and rich.
I Bought One Floral Dress and Now I’m Deep in the Clutches of a Pagan Cult
Our relationship was mutually beneficial: I gave him a son—Yngvar—and he told me my dress wasn’t “too Coachella.”