When Our Lord Returns, Here’s How to Recognize Him
Everyone thinks that our Lord wore tattered rags and robes and ancient-day-Crocs because he liked them, but that's actually just what was fashionable back then.
G. Raymond Leavold tried stand-up comedy a few times, but the nervous bowel-movements became a little too much, so he has decided to stick to writing funnies down instead of saying them aloud. The nervous bowel-movements happen only once in a while now. He also makes dumb videos.
Everyone thinks that our Lord wore tattered rags and robes and ancient-day-Crocs because he liked them, but that's actually just what was fashionable back then.
I've seen every dog under the sun (to my knowledge), so I thought why not deliver a little lesson in "Dog 101."
I haven't been paying that much attention to you - but what I can say with complete certainty is that your jacket is not as cool as mine.