Garrett Schlichte | Points in Case

Garrett Schlichte Washington, DC

Freelance writer living in Washington DC, mainly writing about gay things, but it's 2018 and everything is gay so mainly writing about everything.

Comedy Writing

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Is Pete Buttigieg Gay Enough? If He Can Answer These Questions, He Just Might Be

Question 3. Do you understand the innate joke that lies in calling your supporters the Pete Fleet and are you willing and able to joke about it?

by Garrett Schlichte
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April 4, 2019

uh oh things are rough at the ol' holiday table

21 Clever Ways to Hide Your Budding Homosexuality While Home for the Holidays This Year

4. While out caroling with your family aggressively sing, “make the yuletide straight!” when singing "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas."

by Garrett Schlichte
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December 20, 2018

Brunch Guys

Open Letter from a White Gay

Did you assume it was easy for all of us to bleach our hair two months after coming out? No. But we all did it. Every single one of us.

by Garrett Schlichte
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May 7, 2018