The New Drink of Choice for Everyone, Everywhere
Thugs, models, people dying from thirst, even God are all sipping on this classic drink. Grab a glass before it's too late!
You know how they say you shouldn't make faces at people because it may get stuck like that! Well, it's true and it happen to me and it's no laughing matter! I gotta see this in the mirror every morning. Do you have any idea how depressing that is? And you think I have a shot with woman with a face like this? No sir!
Thugs, models, people dying from thirst, even God are all sipping on this classic drink. Grab a glass before it's too late!
My name is Fuck Trees Johnson, I'm rich as hell, and I hate trees. They're breathing all our oxygen, and I want them all dead!
Prince Percy: "General Haggis, lovely rousing words, but I was wondering if I might also have a word with our men before the glorious fight..."