Top 5 Sexiest Male Monster Hunters
Fuel up your chainsaws, polish your silver spheres, and crack the knuckles of your knife-fingered gloves: it's sexy male hunters from the movies.
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Top 5 Sexiest Male Psychopaths
We go behind the hockey mask and get under Freddy’s fingernails with horror’s top five sexiest male psychopaths, including Christian Bale, Jeremy Renner, and Gaspard Ulliel.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Demons
The chemistry between some of these characters leads to some awesomely homoerotic moments, not to mention way too much "shirt ripping off."
Top 5 Sexiest Male Ghosts
This year we grab our white sheets and harass Whoopi Goldberg to be our ethereal go-between as we polish our (crystal) balls and tackle the top 5 sexiest male ghosts.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Zombies
This year we've picked a somewhat daunting monster to find attractive. As walking corpses, zombies tend not to be included very often when erotic fantasies come to mind.
My First Day at the Circus
The guy who used to make the popcorn, who is now Bruinhilda, the Spectacular Dancing Bear of the Mysterious Gypsies, tells me I got lucky.
The 10 Best Overlooked Films of 2011
If you look carefully at the films released in 2011, aside from seeing Matt Damon in every second picture, you could find the odd--and sometimes extremely odd--cinematic masterwork.
Mall Santa Comebacks Guaranteed to Put a Child in Therapy
Got a job as a Mall Santa this year? Try using one of these handy phrases to put the fear of Kris Kringle back into them faster than you can get down a chimney.
Top 5 Sexiest Warlocks
Witchery isn't all cauldrons, eye of newt, and lesbians on Buffy. Here is my list of male witches (warlocks, sorcerers and assorted necromancers) who put the "ab" in "abracadabra."
The Not-Scars: My 10 Best Films of 2010
<p>So I was about to watch the Academy Awards the other week, when I suddenly remembered that I didn't give a shit about them. They used to be good, sure, but once a) Nicholas Cage and b) Helen Hunt have won Oscars, you don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to deduct something has gone bass-ackwards in Tinseltown.</p>
Bride of Frank-Urchin
<p>Ello, Echinoderms!</p><p>Well, I've been a Forensic Entomologist for a while, but until now have not had the opportunity to mix my scientific career with my inherent knack for maniacal super-villainy, in the way of respected colleagues such as Dr. Evil, Dr. Phibes, and Lady Gaga when she gestates in that freaky plastic egg-thing. </p>
Bad Things to Hear in Bed, Before, During or After Sex
<p>Bonjour, Bonkers!</p>