Inspiring Adages Reimagined by a 36-Year-Old Writer-Slash-Server
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Because you will never, and I mean never, have central air conditioning.
Gina has been published in Slate, The Rumpus, and other publications. She earned her MFA in nonfiction writing at Washington University in St. Louis, and has been a humorist, essayist and performer in Chicago for over ten years. She has read her work at Steppenwolf Theater, The Satire and Humor Festival, Essay Fiesta, Tuesday Funk and other venues/events around town. Additionally, Gina has recently discovered a love of cartooning. You can find her work on her substack, REJECTED.
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Because you will never, and I mean never, have central air conditioning.
Contrary to popular belief, women do not possess one utilitarian opening for all of their bathroom and reproductive functions, like ducks.