You’re My Boyfriend Now, It’s Squatters Rights
Hey Ted, I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we are legally in a relationship now, according to my squatters rights as applicable to relationships in the State of California.
Ginny Hogan is an LA-based writer, stand-up comic, and author of "Toxic Femininity in the Workplace: Office Gender Politics Are a Battlefield" available Sept 2019. You can find her on Twitter @ginnyhogan_
Hey Ted, I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we are legally in a relationship now, according to my squatters rights as applicable to relationships in the State of California.