Eugene, OR

Gracie Beaver-Kairis is a writer and semi-functioning adult living in the Pacific Northwest. In her spare time, she pretends to be the kind of person who enjoys hiking.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

“Climb ev’ry mountain. Ford every stream. Do it with REI.” -Maria Von Trapp, Instagram influencer

— Gracie Kairis,

“Purity Ring”? No thank you, my Brita pitcher and I are just friends.

— Gracie Kairis,

I have a joke about my fear of skydiving but I’m afraid it won’t land.

— Gracie Kairis,

A humor writer walks into a deli and orders a pastrami on wry. The order is then rejected.

— Gracie Kairis,
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