An Amazon Warehouse Worker’s Year-In-Review Analytics
Suicides contemplated: 24 That’s 2 better than last year. Thank God we re-installed the AC. AMZN Note: EMPLOYEES WHO COMMIT SUICIDE WILL BE TERMINATED
Grant Lease is a comedy writer in Los Angeles, California. His work has been published in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, and Robot Butt and can be seen in various shorts/sketches including his PUNINSPIRED series. Grant has trained in the UCB Sketch and Second City Satire programs, and was head writer for the Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay, the nation’s longest-running comedy newsletter. He can be found in the hot sauce aisle.
Suicides contemplated: 24 That’s 2 better than last year. Thank God we re-installed the AC. AMZN Note: EMPLOYEES WHO COMMIT SUICIDE WILL BE TERMINATED
6. Hold Your Family’s Feet to the Fires of Capitalism --- Santa Claus? A soulless creation of Coca-Cola to help them hock a sugary beverage.