I Am Your Luggage of Broken Dreams
My purple pom-pom has been on the handle and ready to go since March. The places you take me, I would never ever go alone.
Comedy Writing
Iconic Rom-Com Scene or Real Life Stalker?
After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.
Which Part of the Constitution Do You Identify With Most—Guns, Mail, or Tony Danza?
When I hear "go postal" I think of: A. Guns. B. The Post Office. The Post Office is the problem. C. Wasn’t that a video game from the ‘90s?
America’s Handling of the Pandemic or Star Wars Quote?
You are unwise to lower your defenses. / Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. / You’re just a child with a mask.
Are You a Mask Wearer, a Non-Mask Wearer, or Darth Vader?
When do you take your mask off? A) Whenever I feel like it. I am making America great. B) Only once, to look on my son with my own eyes.