To Whomever Stole My 2007 Volvo XC70: You Have Made a Terrible Mistake
Consider that if you had stolen a different car (like my neighbor’s Prius, as an arbitrary example) and left mine unharmed.
Harry Saroff
New York
Harry Saroff is an avid writer of too many forms and mediums. Comedy is one of them, but he hopes you will maybe read his sad poetry sometime -- it is just as laughable. Harry is very whimsical, gay, and tired. Harry once earned a New Jersey State Governor's Award in Arts Education for a ten-minute performance of an incestuous Hamlet parody in which he played every part. No accounting for taste, I guess.
Comedy Writing
Jokes
Lao Tzu once said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. I’ll take that step into a plane.