I’m Your Winter Cough and I’m Tired of Playing Second Fiddle to That Asshat Sneeze
Sneeze gets his own salutation but what do I get? Nada. Someone sneezes and everyone pulls a muscle trying to be the first to offer a “God bless you.”
Heather Osterman-Davis is a writer living in New York City where she attempt to balance day-to-day life and creative endeavors. Her work may be found in Time; Washington Post; Slate; Into More; Creative Nonfiction; Tin House; Parent.co; Healthline; Brain Child; and Literary Mama among many others. She's also the co-author of the short film Tell-By Date and a former stand-up comic.
Sneeze gets his own salutation but what do I get? Nada. Someone sneezes and everyone pulls a muscle trying to be the first to offer a “God bless you.”