All Our Luxury Hotel Room Bathrooms Are Panopticons Now, for Lovers
Our panopticon toilet utilizes ruthless social engineering to give you the most intimate experience with your partner.
Heidi Lux is a screenwriter and satirist. She wrote Crushed now streaming on Tubi and has written for sites including Eater, Reductress, CollegeHumor, Cracked, The Belladonna, and McSweeney’s.
Our panopticon toilet utilizes ruthless social engineering to give you the most intimate experience with your partner.
We dispatch a man with a plastic bag (full of loose Arizona iced teas) to stare at her so hard she gets the dry sweats.
We don’t know if Trappist 1-h’s theoretical moons exist or not, but the motions of these maybe-moons are still going to fuck your shit up, Cancer.