How I Failed at Being a Gilmore Girl
Thanks to my newly acquired need for a speed supplier, I finally found my bad-boy boyfriend. He also cooked meth on the side and almost blew me up once or twice while I was asleep.
Heini Ulmanen is a writer from Finland who has mostly blogged about her food-poisonings in South-America. Her work has been published in Points in Case, Belladonna Comedy and Robot Butt. You can find her work at heiniulmanen.com.
Thanks to my newly acquired need for a speed supplier, I finally found my bad-boy boyfriend. He also cooked meth on the side and almost blew me up once or twice while I was asleep.