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Somewhere in Oregon

Some girl once told me that I am the most sarcastic and cynical person she had ever met. She probably doesn't get out much. I would have remained anonymous, but what's the fun in that? Also, I'm not into Jesus.

Comedy Writing

It’s Not You, It’s Your Dog

We've been together for a year, but I can't do this anymore. Not only do I hate your retarded dog, I hate you for subjecting me to it, under the guise that he would somehow improve.

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