Iain Johnstone | Points in Case

Iain Johnstone Glasgow, Scotland

I once caddied for the front man of Hot Chocolate. That means I carried his golf clubs. He wasn't very good. Nice man though.

Comedy Writing

The Top 20 Blockbuster Mash-Up Movies

I was having a conversation with a friend regarding our favorite films when the idea hit me: why not combine various films to make unbeatable, blockbusting, super films? So I did.

by Iain Johnstone
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July 16, 2011

Call Centers: Where Stupidity is a Way of Life

Over the years, I have become rather fond of certain customer support complaints; not because of their merits, but because some have been so monumentally and dangerously stupid.

by Iain Johnstone
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September 24, 2010

A Letter Regarding My Service at the Happy Valley Restaurant cum Carvery

Dear Sirs, it is only on hindsight that I am truly able to appreciate my server Nigel's innovative style, which others felt made him a 'cheeky bastard.'

by Iain Johnstone
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May 25, 2010