A Gift Basket Is So Much More than Focaccia Crisps and a Beef Log
Just think, someone close to you took the easy way out and gifted you small quantities of randomly selected unappealing snacks.
Irene Tassy is a humor writer who lives in Los Angeles, California. She has been published in Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist and Robot Butt. In 2020 she won the Nicki’s Prize for humor writing sponsored by the Erma Bombeck Workshop.
Just think, someone close to you took the easy way out and gifted you small quantities of randomly selected unappealing snacks.
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The pieces titled "The Clitoris: Nub of Joy!" for Healthy Lady Magazine and "The Ford F-150: Trucks Rule!" for Automotive Life will be one piece.