I am a Ph. D of Literature (with an emphasis on Russian literature) at The Univiersity of Texas at Dallas. My fiction and poetry have been featured in magazines such as the Metaworker Literary Magazine, the Nude Bruce Review, the Wood Coin Literary Magazine, and the West Wind Magazine (with a bunch of hopefuls still pending). I hope to write and publish much more fiction in the future.
Jokes
“It’s not really ‘rock music’ so much as it’s a blend of super-inverted neo-eco-organic noncore and a multi-voiced hyper-infarcted pop-rock-steel-feel experimentation in mono-dialogical noise.”
—Rock musician from next door
“Approach each battle with the persistence of a Norton Security renewal notification, the clandestine secrecy of an overnight Windows update, and the capricious indeterminacy of a printer connection.”
—Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Doctor: You’re losing your hair because you’re anxious.
Psychiatrist: You’re anxious because you’re losing your hair.
Me: *anxiously loses hair*