<p>What the fuck is her problem, anyway?</p><p>I can't believe she said that to me.</p><p>Oh yea? Well I don't care if YOU like her!</p><p>Well, if you want to sleep with her, then you should make your move. </p><p>Oh yea, that's right, you did sleep with her that one time. </p><p>Dude, don't be ridiculous, I'm not interested in her like that.</p><p>Yes, it's fine.</p>
<p>Is anybody else following the Brett Favre EXTRAVAGANZA!!1 as closely as most 14 year old girls follow General Hospital? </p>
<p>First of all, I haven't posted a blog in a while. Do you know why I haven't posted? It's because I've been being totally fucking awesome lately. I've been drinking heavily and hanging out with people, for the first time in my life.</p><p> </p><p>I have a confession to make.</p>
I would like to apologize to the Sanctuary night club downtown. I appreciate that you let me in despite the fact that I looked visibly intoxicated, and ended up disgracing your establishment.
<p>ATTENTION, PEDOPHILES: I WILL BANG YOU!</p><p>DISCLAIMER: I WILL ONLY BANG WOMEN.</p><p> If you haven't been paying attention to the news, there has been an outbreak of student/tecaher sex scandels in the Tampa Bay, FL area. Female teachers have been banging 17 and 18 year old students. </p>
I know Nate occasionally posts excerpts from conversations that he has with Stoner Chick, and I don't want to infringe on any copyrights or trademarks or anything, but I thought these conversations warranted a blog post.
For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.
If your childhood is any indication of the type of childhood your offspring will endure (and it is), please consider abortion. It's a lot less painful.
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.
Women need a new pair of shoes for every social occasion, and men need a different woman for every sexual occasion. Not so far off, right?